The Summoned Monsters Favorite Pastimes...

Christopher La Bianca AKA "Geode"

Final Fantasy Farces, Fanfic #20

 

 

The sun was just reaching it's peak in the sky. It's light streaming down over the summoned monsters little condominium in Florida. Inside, the monsters were preparing for a busy day. Suddenly, a crash sounded from the house.

"Hey! You stupid moogle!" Ifrit shouted. His beach equipment littering the floor. One of the towels was beginning to catch fire. Shinva walked by and kicked it. The towel hissed and the fire went out. A stunned moogle brushed himself.

"It wasn't my fault! You walked right into my way!" Mog squeaked in protest. His little black eyes narrowing as he stared at Ifrit.

"Well Ifrit has the right of way!" Ifrit shouted. He snapped his fingers causing his finger to ignite.

"You wanna start something?" Mog growled. Ifrit's eyes glowed red in rage.

"I like my moogle medium rare!" Ifrit shouted.

"Fight Fight Fight!" Leviathan chanted from behind them. Odin and Phoenix dived in front of them. Odin pushing back Mog and Phoenix pushing Ifrit.

"There'll be no fighting today!" Odin warned. Leviathan coiled his tail and made a sighing noise.

"Aw nutsss…" Leviathan groaned. He sighed again and slithered into another room.

"Are you almost done to go to the beach Mog?" Phoenix asked. Mog nodded.

"Yep. The knights, Neo Bahamut, Bahamut ZERO, Ifrit…" Mog said with a grudging look, "are all ready. We're just waiting for my chocobo. At his name, Mog's Chocobo, Choco, walked out of a room carrying a beach blanket in his mouth. Sun glasses were positioned on his beak over his eyes.

"Wooheehoo!" the chocobo chirped in happiness.

"Good. We're all set," Mog said smiling. He waved for Choco to follow as he left the room. Ramuh walked in from another room.

"Are you ready Odin?" Ramuh asked. Odin nodded.

"Yes. Is everyone else?" Odin asked.

"Bahamut is in the van. Titan is gathering his things…" Ramuh frowned. Titan came trudging through the hallway carrying five tote bags. He unloaded them on Ramuh, which nearly crushed the old man.

"Here my stuff!" Titan declared. Ramuh collapsed. Odin helped out from under the stuff.

"Titan! We can't carry all this!? What is it?" Ramuh demanded.

"'Sentials," Titan replied. Odin opened one of the bags.

"You don't need a television, a radio and a mop to go to Disney World," Odin shook his head. The mop looked awfully familiar. "Where did you get the mop might I ask?"

"Borrowed from Cid!" Titan replied.

"Did he say you could borrow it?" Ramuh asked. Titan shook his head in agreement. Then he stopped and shook his head indicating no.

"You don't need a toilet either!" Ramuh pulled a toilet from one of the huge bags. "They have public restrooms."

"But they messy!" Titan frowned.

"Then line the seat with toilet paper," Odin muttered. Titan nodded in approval.

"Come on… Let's go," Ramuh walked out with his staff in hand. A few moments later, Alexander rolled by the room. He had his vacuum adapter on and was cleaning the house. Shiva walked by reading a magazine.

"You aren't going anywhere Miss Shiva?" Alexander chirped. Shiva shook her head.

"I'll just be in my room with the air conditioner on Nuclear Winter level," Shiva replied. Phoenix and Hades walked past him.

"We're going to the mall. Be back in a few hours," Phoenix called. Kjata, Leviathan, and Typhoon quickly followed. Alexander watched them leave and then rolled over to the phone.

"All morning objectives completed. Now entering rest mode. A small wire protruded from Alexander and plugged into the wall. "Accessing net using Aol." He received the busy signal a few times. Then he decided to abort and go on with Microsoft Network. He made a quick note to crash Aol a few times during his time on the net.

 

They pulled into the parking lot with the van they had stolen from Avalanche in FF7. Odin, Bahamut, Ramuh, and Titan hopped out of the car. Ramuh was quick to make sure that Titan didn't get to slam the door shut on his way out.

"OK. We're in the Pluto lot 5 which is across from Mickey and Goofy lots 3-27," Bahamut read the sign.

"Gee, this looks more like the Minnie lot," Odin looked at a mess of signs pointing in all directions. Titan scratched his head and walked over to the sign. He wrapped his hands around it and ripped it from the cemented ground. He then stabbed it in the ground next to the van.

"Now we in parking lot!" Titan shouted defiantly. Odin shrugged and began to walk towards the tram station. They waited patiently as a tram approached. Ramuh was about to step out to board it when it rushed on past them.

"Oh no you don't!" Titan shouted. He lunged towards the tram at top speed. He grabbed the back of the tram and hefted it into the air. The tram pulled to break his grip. Titan smashed it down onto the ground. Half of the tram halted, but the front end detached and continued on.

"Not so fast!" Bahamut soared into the air. He charged up and fired a blast of energy. It soared into the tram and exploded. Bahamut and Titan cheered.

"Congratulations. You blew up the tram we were supposed to get on!" Ramuh banged his staff down at the comment. Titan's and Bahamut's cheers died. Odin unsheathed his sword and aimed towards the park.

"Fine. We'll just walk," Odin replied. "Or rather. I'll ride." Odin whistled. A portal opened next to him and his horse walked out. He hopped on and began to gallop towards the park.

"Hey! Why does he get to ride the six legged horse!" Bahamut wailed. Bahamut soared into the air after Odin. Titan and Ramuh trudged after him. Titan, on his way after Odin, accidentally nicked a car. The car alarm rang through the parking lot. Ramuh stared at him in annoyance.

"Nice job. Now that's going to be ringing for hours," Ramuh growled. Titan turned back to the car. Titan lifted his fist and slammed it into the front hood. The alarm stopped it's annoying tone and steam burst from the car's engine. Ramuh sighed and continued on. Titan, pleased with himself, continued on with a strut to his walk.

 

"Wooheehoo!" Choco chirped as two minivans pulled into the parking lot. Mog, Choco, and six knights piled out of one truck while seven other knights and Ifrit jumped out of the other. Neo Bahamut and Bahamut ZERO glided down to the ground from above.

"I'm never getting in a car if King Arthur drives!" Ifrit complained.

"What?! I'm a very good driver!" King Arthur replied. Ifrit turned to him.

"You nearly crashed into two Bell Atlantic service vehicles, ran three traffic lights and ran over the cop that was tailing us!" Ifrit complained. "That was all very amusing… But I couldn't take you humming the Final Fantasy VII battle theme!" Ifrit snarled. Ifrit stamped away.

"Well, just so you know, I didn't mean to run those lights or hit that cop!" Arthur replied.

"What about the Bell Atlantic vans?" Knight #7 asked.

"Oh. That was on purpose," King Arthur said cheerfully. The knight shrugged and continued unpacking stuff from the van. Bahamut ZERO craned his neck over the group of knights.

"Wow! Watching you guys get out of that van… It reminded me of one of those clown cars at the circus!" Bahamut ZERO chuckled. Knight #2 and #11 glared at him.

"I hope you enjoyed yourselves up there! I can’t feel my legs right now," Knight #2 groaned as he rubbed his legs to try to restore feeling into them. Choco and Mog trotted by the knights. Choco carried a beach blanket in his mouth and Mog with a parasol, borrowed from Aeris. King Arthur walked by carrying a beach chair.

"Now that we're here knights, what should we do?" King Arthur declared as the knights gathered around him. The twelve knights huddled together and conversed for a moment. They then turned to Arthur.

"We have no idea sir Arthur," Knight #1 explained. Neo Bahamut suddenly appeared behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Umm… King Arthur?" Neo asked.

"What is it good lad?" King Arthur replied.

"What should we do if Cloud calls us?" Neo asked. King Arthur smiled under his visor.

"I'm already ahead of you. Last night, I took every summon monster's beeper and took out the batteries. Now we can just say we accidentally used Duracell in our beepers," King Arthur elaborately explained. Neo nodded in admiration.
"That was pretty smart. How did you think of that?" Neo asked.

"Oh. I always think of these good ideas," King Arthur said promptly.

"But I thought you said you stole the idea from Alexand…" Knight #2 began but quickly quieted at a dangerous stare from King Arthur.

"Too bad you don't know Dodge Gaze," Knight #4 whispered.

"I heard that!" King Arthur shouted. "Besides… I got a few guys to cover for us."

Meanwhile…

Cloud, Tifa, and Cid ran up in front of Ruby WEAPON.

"You'll die now!!" Cloud shouted. Ruby WEAPON smiled and lay down in front of them.

"Yeah right. Take your best shot," Ruby WEAPON roared. Cloud pulled out a piece of red materia marked Bahamut ZERO on it. Cloud had glued HP Absorb, MP Absorb, Quadra Magic, Sneak Attack, and Counter onto the piece of red materia.

"Bahamut ZERO!" Cloud screamed. A huge white dragon flew from the sky. Puff the Magic Dragon theme cues up. Cid begins to tap his foot. Puff lands in front of Ruby WEAPON.

"Let's all live in harmon…" Puff begins as Ruby WEAPON steps on him. Ruby WEAPON uses his claws and scrapes the rest of Puff of his foot.

"Your Puffs poof now! IS that your best? BO-ring. Score: 0!" Ruby laughed. Cloud began to sweat as he fumbled for another piece of materia.

"Uhh… Umm… Ramuh!" Cloud desperately clasped another piece of red materia. A portal opened and a figure was thrown out of it.

"Huh? Oh! I'm here! I actually am going to be in another game!!" Indra smiled. He looked up at Ruby WEAPON. "Oh dear…" Ruby WEAPON lowered his hand next to Indra. With great ease, Ruby WEAPON flicked Indra across the desert, across the ocean, mountains, and into the Mako Cannon. There was a huge explosion and a groan.

"Don't make me mad. Entertain me," Ruby WEAPON laughed again. Cloud clutched his last hope.

"Kn… nig… hts of the Round," Cloud gasped as Ruby WEAPON hissed. Harlem Globetrotters theme plays.

Thirteen basketball players rush out from nowhere. One of them is dribbling a red, white and blue ball. He spins it on his finger in front of Ruby WEAPON.

"Hey! That's a good trick!" Ruby WEAPON stared in awe. The other players had set up a basketball hoop over Ruby WEAPON. Ruby WEAPON watched as one of the players climbed up a ladder and slam-dunked the ball. It slammed into Ruby's head. Stunned and paralyzed for the moment, the other players began to do other stunts. Cloud, Tifa and Cid watched and cheered and forgot about Ruby.

King Arthur looked down at the sand.

"Hey! I got an idea," King Arthur smiled.

 

Leviathan, Typhoon, Phoenix, and Kjata walked into the front of the mall.

"Well, we're here," Leviathan slithered through the revolving door. He cried out as his tail caught in the swinging door. He tugged it away in irritation.

"We can either split up or walk down each aisle," Phoenix declared.

"Split Up!" Kjata replied.

"Go together!" Leviathan chimed in. Phoenix looked to Typhoon.

"It's your vote," Phoenix told him.

"Let's…" Typhoon began and then sneezed, shaking the entire area violently. Many shoppers were thrown in all directions from the blast. One man was sent crashing into the main fountain.

"He sssaid go together!" Leviathan cried.

"He did not!" Kjata protested. Phoenix frowned.

"Let's just split up and go our separate ways," Phoenix settled the matter.

"Yes," Kjata grinned at Leviathan.

"Fine…" Leviathan groaned and lashed his tail to one side, which caught a man off guard and sent him sprawling. Each monster proceeded down there own aisle. Typhoon decided to follow Phoenix, since his actual decision was to leave entirely. Leviathan slithered down to his favorite store of all. The Pet Shop. Leviathan headed towards the entrance. The shopkeeper turned white.

"Oh no! It's him!" the shopkeeper cried.

Suddenly, a man ran out and slammed the door to the store. Leviathan frowned and slithered over to the door. He knocked once. No reply. He knocked again. Still no reply.

"Hmm… I don't remember ever having trouble going into doorsss before. You could break into any person's house and take there stuff in every Final Fantasy," Leviathan muttered to himself. "Maybe it'sss stuck." Leviathan backed up and then aimed his head and the door. "Charge!" Leviathan slammed against the door. It gave a groan.

Inside the store, people were watching in horror.

"Godzilla!" a japanese guy shouted several times.

"Mommy! I'm scared the monster's going to eat me!" a little boy cried.

"Dear God… I knew they shouldn't have made a Jurassic Park," an old man backed away in fear.

"Don't worry. I had the door reinforced. And he doesn't know how to open doors," the shopkeeper dabbed his face with a handkerchief.

The doorknob twisted. Everyone gasped. The door swung open. Leviathan peered in.

"Heeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooo?" Leviathan called.

"Ahhhh!" a person screamed and the shoppers ran past Leviathan out of the store. Leviathan looked back at them.

"Hmm… I bet that someone is giving away something for free," Leviathan chuckled. He slithered over to the shopkeeper. "You know, your door is stuck. I think it needs to be fixed." Leviathan slithered past him.

"Um… sir!" the shopkeeper managed to gasp.

"Yeeeeessssssssssssssssss?" Leviathan slithered around and met him eye to eye.

"Would you… you mind not… eating any of the… the fish," the shopkeeper finally managed to blurt out. Leviathan thought for a minute.

"Oh! You remember that! That was pretty funny. I wanted to look in the nice little aquarium and the fisssh ssswam right into my mouth!" Leviathan hissed.

"Just… be more… careful," the shopkeeper managed to add.

"Oh! Definitely sssir!" Leviathan replied. He continued on into the store.

Kjata arrived in his favorite clothing store.

"Good evening sir," a woman greeted him at the door.

"Hello," Kjata replied. He walked past her and into the fur department. He was disgusted with what he saw.

"I don't understand why humans see it necessary to where animal furs," Kjata grumbled. He walked about the store a bit longer and then started to leave.

"Beep beep beep beep!" the alarm sounded as he began to leave the store.

"Huh?" Kjata glanced around. A security guard walked up to him.

"Excuse me… sir. Would you please step back in the store," the man added hastily. Kjata became irritated and snorted.

"I didn't steal anything! The alarm is just mistaken!" Kjata growled.

"Of course it is," the guard led him back into the store.

 

"Wow! Look at the line! How will we ever get in?" Bahamut moaned. Titan glanced over to the crowd and then walked over to one of the tourists waiting to get in.

"Scuse me. Me need to get in!" Titan shouted. The entire crowd turned to see look at him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! It's those freaks from Final Fantasy VII!" a woman screamed. The line split into chaos and ran in all directions. A tear trickled down Titan's face.

"Me not a freak…!" Titan wailed. Odin patted him on the back.

"There there… Everyone knows that they were referring to Vincent and Yuffie, the freak characters," Odin tried to clam him down.

"Speak for yourself Rudolph with antlers!" Bahamut roared in laughter. Ramuh zapped him with a jolt of static electricity.

"Well! The line is cleared out," Ramuh quickly lead the people to the ticket office. The person inside cowered in fear.

"Four monsters… Oh! Wait! You want human standards. Three adults and one child," Bahamut spoke into the booth.

"Hey! Me and Ramuh are over 1,000 years old! Don't we get a senior citizen discount!?" Odin growled. The ticket booth manager turned pale.

"Umm… Who's the… the child?" he asked. Titan made a stupid smile and waved. The man quickly pulled out the tickets and handed them to Bahamut. "That'll be…" Bahamut and Titan glared at him. "Free of charge!" The man fainted in the booth.

"Hmm… What a nice fellow!" Odin remarked. They continued on. Bahamut grabbed a map from a stand as they entered the park and opened it, offering it to Odin. Odin snatched it from Bahamut's hands.

"So where should we go first? There's uhh… Toon Town, Frontier Town, Tommorow Land?" Odin rattled off names

"Rocket Town!" Titan shouted.

"Final Fantasy Land!" Bahamut added. Odin looked over the map several times.

"Wait a minute… Those aren't real places!" Odin growled. Bahamut grinned at him. Odin snarled.

"Let's just wander around the park," Ramuh suggested.

"Good 'dea! Me wander too!" Titan acknowledged Ramuh. They entered into the main square of Disney World. People ran in terror at the sight of the monsters. Odin lead the way straight ahead. Ramuh suddenly realized that Titan wasn't with them. Ramuh saw Titan wandering away from the square. He noticed that two of the statues had bite marks. One on Mickey's ear and the other on Mickey's hand.

"Titan! Did you touch that?" Ramuh reprimanded the huge monster.

"Umm… Me not do it! It was… um… Titan!" Titan finally figured out a good answer. Ramuh groaned and they continued.

"Hey look! It's the every minute parade!" Bahamut called. "We better hurry or we'll have to hurry and wait another minute for the next one!" They quickly mingled into the crowd to watch the parade. Ramuh stood out in the front. Mickey walked over to Ramuh and waved at him. Ramuh waved back.

"Hello to you as well," Ramuh replied. Mickey tugged at Ramuh's beard and continued walking on. "Why you!" Ramuh snarled. He pointed his staff and blasted Mickey in the rear. Mickey cried out and ran ahead holding his posterior.

"Wow! That's a great costume!" people looked over Bahamut and Odin.

"Why thank you! I just had it cleaned," Odin smiled. Just then, Hades walked by the parade.

"Look, it Hades!" Titan called. Bahamut craned his neck over the crowd and saw him coming by with the rest of the Hercules crew. Titan began to jump up and down and wave his hands at Hades.

"Over here Hades!" Titan called. Hades seemed embarrassed and angered to see them. Hades walked over to them.

"I didn't know you worked here," Ramuh mused.

"Well. Now you do! What are you doing here?" Hades demanded.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" Bahamut roared. "The mighty Hades has been reduced to a costume actor!" Bahamut roared over the crowd. Hades took out his cauldron and dumped it over his head. Bahamut groaned and wiped the purple ooze from his face.

"We came here to get out of the condo," Odin explained.

"Ah! I see," Hades replied. "Well… Let me come with you! My shift is over," Hades replied.

"No it isn't!" a man wearing a Disney manager's uniform shouted. "You still have 27 more parades to do!"

"Go set a mouse trap!" Hades snarled. He pointed at the man. A purple blast of steam dissipated around him. The man turned into a frog. Hades chuckled to himself.

"Shall we go on?" Bahamut replied. He grabbed Titan, who had been poking Donald Duck in the back as he walked. The monsters continued on through the park.

 

"More sand!" Knight #12 called.

"More sand!" Knight #8 cried. The rest of the knights heaved buckets of sand to the building site. King Arthur was busy taking measurements and building his ultimate sand castle.

"Yep! I have to increase the turrets size and possibly add guard towers," King Arthur mused over his rather large scale of a sandcastle. It was almost as big as one of the knights. (And if you know the Knights of the Round, that's pretty damn big!) King Arthur dabbed a few pieces of sand onto the castle. "OK! Heat necessary!" Ifrit glanced up from his lawn chair where he was busy getting a super UV tan. He pointed at the castle. A blast of fire fired from his finger and hit the castle. It smoothed out the sand and locked it into place as glass.

"There! Now let me rest for a few %#&$*(@ minutes!" Ifrit snarled.

"Hey! What did you do with Mog?" Knight #6 asked the demon.

"I buried him in the sand," Ifrit replied. He gestured over to the side. Choco was busy circling a small yellow pom pom, that was sticking out of the sand.

"Wark!!" the chocobo cried. The knight walked over and grabbed the pom pom. He tugged and Mog was ripped out of the sand.

"Ah! Pteui!" Mog spit sand out of his mouth. "That %$$^ tried to kill me!" Mog squeaked. The knight dropped the moogle to the ground. Mog shook himself and tried to brush the sand from his fur with no luck. Mog growled. "You'll pay for that satan boy!" Mog growled. Ifrit sneered.

"Kiss my ^#$," Ifrit replied. Mog narrowed his eyes and turned away. Neo Bahamut and Bahamut ZERO landed near the moogle. Bahamut ZERO was hacking out pieces of a kite.

"What happened?" Knight #6 asked. Neo Bahamut chuckled.

"Mr. USAir over here, was flying across the sky and accidentally opened his mouth and swallowed a kite!" Neo laughed. ZERO snarled and charged up his mouth, which only ended up in him choking on his blast. He finally spit out the rest of the kite.

"It wasn't my fault!! That kite flew right into me!" ZERO roared. Knight #4 walked over and picked up pieces of the kite.

"Mind if I use these for flags on our castle?" Knight #4 asked.

"Knock yourself out," ZERO replied. The knight picked up the pieces and brought them over to the construction site.

 

"Would the owner's of a large pig please report to the security office immediately," a voice called over the intercom.

"I'M A BULL!" Kjata growled.

"Whatever!" the voice called. Leviathan slithered out of the pet store.

"Huh? What wasss that about a bull?" Leviathan hissed. I was busy eating, I mean, talking to the other fish and making conversation with the snakes," Leviathan spoke to himself. Suddenly, Phoenix and Typhoon walked past him.

"We have to find Kjata," Phoenix chirped.

"We heard that he was…. Achoooo!" Typhoon blew a hole in the wall. He blew his nose and continued. "We heard he was in trouble!"

"Damn bull! Always getting in bull #$#%! I'm sssick of this bull! I think thisss is a bunch of bull!" Leviathan went on a long play of words.

"Enough of the bull jokes!" Phoenix replied as they walked to the office.

"There he is," Typhoon called.

"Bull'sss eye!" Leviathan laughed. Phoenix gave him a glare and continued. They walked into the security office. Kjata was standing next to a security guard arguing.

"I'm telling you that this is my coat!! It's my own skin!!" Kjata shouted at the guard.

"Then why did the alarm go off sir?" the guard replied. Kjata snorted.

"Because it's a piece of %#^$! I don't know!! I just know I didn't take anything!" Kjata roared. The guard and Kjata looked to Phoenix, Typhoon, and Leviathan. "Guys! Tell them I'm not a crook!"

"He'sss a crook! Throw in for life!" Leviathan declared. Phoenix grabbed him and snapped his mouth shut.

"Excuse me sir, but Kjata is not a thief. That actually is his own hide," Phoenix explained very simply. The guard scratched his head.

"I don't buy it…" the guard began. Leviathan rubbed his snout and then decided to make matters in his own tendrils.

"Hey! Look over there!" Leviathan cried. The guard turned around. Leviathan grabbed Typhoon and threw him in front of the guard. "Taste the awesssome power of Chupon!!" Typhoon (Chupon) inhaled deeply and gasped.

"ACHHOOOO!" Typhoon sent the guard flying through the wall. Leviathan brushed his fins.

"Well, looksss like I sssaved the day again," Leviathan hissed. Kjata scratched his head.

"Hey! It's not my fault that they screwed up!" Kjata protested.

"Sure it is… Come on. Let'sss go," Leviathan cut Kjata off.

 

After going on numerous rides and such, the monsters arrived back at the main gates. Their visit was actually quick seeing that all the lines were incredibly short rates. Odin said it was because of his ingenious planning. Bahamut felt that it was because he was a VIP. Ramuh and Titan really didn't voice any opinion about it.

"Uhh… I think I'm going to be sick…" Odin groaned.

"Well. I told you not to eat so much before going on the rides," Ramuh laughed.

"Well! Here are the souvenirs!" Bahamut proclaimed as he came out of the souvenir shop. He handed each monster a gift.

"Hmmm, A Mickey Mouse cap," Odin cried. He struggled to put it on, but his antlers got in the way.

"A golf shirt? But I don't play golf!" Ramuh complained.

"Oh boy! A cook book! How to cook all your favorite cartoon characters!" Hades began to skim through the book. Odin, still trying to put on the cap, looked up in awe.

"They actually made a book like that!" Odin said in disbelief. Bahamut fastened on a keychain to his waist.

"What keys do you have?" Ramuh asked. Bahamut looked at it shrugged. He then held out a small package.

"Oooooh! Presents!!" Titan clapped his hands together and grabbed it. He unwrapped it very carefully. He peered into a small snow globe. "Oooooooooooohh! It's pretty!" Titan began to shake it violently. All the figures were thrown into a frenzy inside the small snow globe. Titan grabbed Bahamut and gave him a big hug. "THANKK YOU!"

"Ack! Don't mention… it…" Bahamut managed to breathe. With that, the summoned monsters headed back to their car in the parking lot.

 

"Well… It took all day… But it's finally finished!!" King Arthur held up his thumb to the castle. He removed his sword from his sheath and placed it against the castle. "I dub this castle, New Camelot."

"Umm… Arthur… I don't think it's worth it," Knight #8 replied. King Arthur glared at him.

"Why is that?" Arthur asked. Suddenly, a wave washed up near them and streamed by the sand castle. The castle crumbled apart and collapsed. King Arthur let out a sigh and turned away.

"Ah Ha!" ZERO laughed, but then shut up as he saw Arthur reach for his fifty-foot sword.

"Well… This was a waste. Let's go," Arthur sighed. Slowly, all the monsters returned to their cars. Ifrit walked past Mog, who was busy packing away his things.

"Hey Ifrit! I wanted to give you something so that they're no hard feelings," Mog squeaked and ran over to Ifrit. He handed something to Ifrit.

"What is it?" Ifrit looked to the moogle.

"Gum," Mog replied. Ifrit looked at the gum.

"Oh! Thank you. No ones ever been nice to me before…" Ifrit said sadly. He popped the gum into his mouth. "What flavor?"

"Wintofresh," Mog sneered. Ifrit's face contorted in anger.

"Ahhhh! You stupid moogle!!" Ifrit snarled. His mouth getting that winter fresh flavor. "I like my mouth a peak 256.7 degrees!" Ifrit ran to a water fountain and began to wash the gum flavor out of his mouth.

"Hehehe… Oh, by the way… No one will ever be nice to you!" Mog laughed. Ifrit shook his fist at him and his eyes turned red.

"You're a moogle kabob when we get home!" Ifrit snarled.

 

The End

 

 

Greetings,

OK! Thanks for reading my newest work, the sequel to one of the favorite works, "Where Summoned Monsters Come From…" Personally, I liked this one better, but that's just my opinion. Hope you enjoyed it. All comments, compliments, insults, and suggestions are all welcome! Read you in the next story!

 

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- Christopher La Bianca AKA "Geode"